Vitamin Water

One of my favourite beverages in the MV office is Vitamin Water(by Glaceau), something I can drink several bottles of at a time.
Its only today that the fine print on the bottle caught my attention:


"Vitamin Water - revive, fruit punch (b + potassium)
even though this product contains potassium, like in bananas, to get you back in the swing of things, it should not be given to monkeys, shoved in anybody's exhaust pipe or be used in ice cream sundaes. any attempts to perform such acts will result in being called, um, bananas."

And all this is written right next to the serious 'nutrition facts' table. I love the way glaceau adds a dash of humour to everything.